> Hello Christina,
Why don´t I ever get emails as empathetic as this? This is truly wonderful and hilarious simultaneously. I love `quick as grease´, it has a suitably vaseliney feel to it, and `consoling note´ is very witty. I would like to stress, though, after all this admiration, that there´s no way I´m shaving my balls.....empathy simply doesn´t come into it.
Best wishes, Mike
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> True, you've never had acne but
> quick as grease, you type a consoling note:
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> "Shaving pubic hair helps (make sure the razor's keen).
> If she loves you she?ll embrace bald balls.
> When you're my age, pustules will be small pox.
> Life's a cyst --- one big, blocked follicle and
> you have to love yourself or you're trapped sebum.
> Smiley Smiley."
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