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Douglas Clark, Bath, Somerset, England ....
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Chicmac" <[log in to unmask]>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.scottish
Sent: Friday, October 28, 2005 9:52 PM
Subject: Waiting for God, Oh No!
> George Bush has admitted his 'crusade' is a result of hearing messages
> from Gad.
>
> George on phone:-
> "Hi Rummy?..... Yeah, HE's told me the next target... where?.... it's
> Persia Rummy, claims their makin' a nukiliyeer bomb there. Shame - I
> thought it was a real nice place when we was there at that G8 thang."
>
> A few moments later...
>
> Rumsfeld on phone:-
> "Hi Dick, Heh heh! Yep! ,... that speaker we planted under Wetard's
> prayer mat has come up trumps again.
>
> Cheney: "You mean we're going after Iran?"
>
> Rumsfeld: "Well actually, your suggestion about using old place names
> to add authenticity kinda backfired,... he thinks it was Perthshire
> rather than Persia."
>
> Cheney: "What a Dingaling! So we better get that changed, I guess
> another clarifying 'visitation' is on the cards?,.."
>
> Rumsfeld: "Well, I've been thinkin, you know Scaatland has a gawd awful
> amount of oil too,..."
>
> Cheney:" But isn't that Foreign Secretary, er I mean,... Prime
> Minister, Blair's patch?"
>
> Rumsfeld: "Your point being?
> Look Dick - Bush says jump, and Blair says Wheeee-up! Them's the
> rules...
>
> Also it's that rag-head lover Galloway's patch too remember. We still
> gotta get that brastud."
>
> Cheney:'Gotcha Rummy, go for it!"
>
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