You and Steve should clean your glasses. I distanced myself from that line
in the news report. It's a San Diego story, and that prejudice I've earned
the right to.
Mark
At 05:42 PM 9/21/2005, you wrote:
>Yeah, Mark, I DITTO Stephen's first sentence---and then some!
>
>WE (that would be ME, the royal We, the Prince-ly We) demand an
>explanation of your "sharing" with us that dumbblondejoke----no, we demand
>your explanation AND we ask for your resignation from modern life which,
>by the way, started after 1955, when those jokes were as acceptable as
>Steppinfetchitjokes. What the hell were you thinking?!
>
>I'm waiting, Mark.
>
>Judy, a blonde
>
>----- Original Message ----- From: "Stephen Vincent" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 5:17 PM
>Subject: Re: [POETRYETC] My former home
>
>
>>This proves in, Mark. You are the ultimate "dough-boy" - purveying the
>>ultimate "dumb blond" joke at least six years after that fashion is long
>>gone.
>>We now send you off to Texas to join a band of fellow dough-boys to sing
>>"Lovely Rita" in counter-spiral alto harmonies to send the oncoming
>>hurricane back into the heavens. Enjoy.
>>
>>By the way, is Crawford in the path? Or does Crawford even exist. Or is it
>>just another "dough patch"?
>>
>>Your sing-a-long dog,
>>
>>Stephen V
>>
>>
>>>The stry below was reported on crazynews.net, which claims that they picked
>>>it up from Associated Press. Probably true-- one doesn't ess with AP or its
>>>lawyers.
>>>
>>>The reportewr apparently thought that the signal fact was the woman's blond
>>>hair. I'm pretyty sure it's where she lives.
>>>
>>>Mark
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
>>>
>>>Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
>>>while thre went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
>>>people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her
>>>eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who
>>>had been in the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the
>>>car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
>>>strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been
>>>shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
>>>an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
>>>door was locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
>>>they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
>>>back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded from the
>>>heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
>>>hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
>>>was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
>>>out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
>>>until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
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