Crawford, alas, is 500 miles to the west.
At 05:17 PM 9/21/2005, you wrote:
>This proves in, Mark. You are the ultimate "dough-boy" - purveying the
>ultimate "dumb blond" joke at least six years after that fashion is long
>gone.
>We now send you off to Texas to join a band of fellow dough-boys to sing
>"Lovely Rita" in counter-spiral alto harmonies to send the oncoming
>hurricane back into the heavens. Enjoy.
>
>By the way, is Crawford in the path? Or does Crawford even exist. Or is it
>just another "dough patch"?
>
>Your sing-a-long dog,
>
>Stephen V
>
>
> > The stry below was reported on crazynews.net, which claims that they picked
> > it up from Associated Press. Probably true-- one doesn't ess with AP or its
> > lawyers.
> >
> > The reportewr apparently thought that the signal fact was the woman's blond
> > hair. I'm pretyty sure it's where she lives.
> >
> > Mark
> >
> >
> >
> > KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> >
> > Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
> > while thre went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
> > people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her
> > eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who
> > had been in the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the
> > car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
> > strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been
> > shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
> > an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> > door was locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
> > they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
> > back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded from the
> > heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
> > hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
> > was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> > out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
> > until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
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