The stry below was reported on crazynews.net, which claims that they picked
it up from Associated Press. Probably true-- one doesn't ess with AP or its
lawyers.
The reportewr apparently thought that the signal fact was the woman's blond
hair. I'm pretyty sure it's where she lives.
Mark
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while thre went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her
eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who
had been in the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the
car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been
shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
door was locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
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