Dr. Hamilton:
Richard Palaver has given over your folder from the "Suspicious Motives"
file to us in our "Double Agent: Doubly Suspicious" file. We now have all
relevant information---particularly that of your oft-casual references in
POETRYETC to Our Country---secure in our office.
We conduct file-reviews once every ten years, and, typically, we notify
double agents of their current status 30 days prior to the review. As you
know, your presence is not required, and, in fact, is discouraged. We can,
therefore, better dispense justice to you and for the benefit of our
unsuspecting citizens who are innocent of your treachery.
You now have two alternatives, Dr. Hamilton: You may send us your firstborn
son as collateral against your skipping your and our country into the nether
regions of the Third World; or you can do as we will instruct in code, as
will be given your adjunct agent-aide within the next twenty-four hours.
Failing these two options, we want you to know that WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
AND YOUR WHEREABOUTS AT EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY AND NIGHT. This is not a
threat; this is a nation-backed, anti-terrorist, legally-sanctioned
pre-action.
Have a nice day,
Anthony Flicker
Head, Double Agent Office
U S of A Government
P.S. Richard Palaver sent his regards for the kid gloves you gave him
yesterday. We regret that after he conveyed his regards to you, his body
was found face down in the garbage can in front of your home. We haven't
the manpower to effectively investigate local rifts in our agency,
unfortunately.
******
> If you should choose to disregard our suggestion, then you can kiss that
> green card goodbye, Doctor!
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Your Way Superior Superiors
> U.S. of A. Government
>
> P.S. We feel your pain, but lots less than we did before you started
> ratting on us.
>>>
>
> #Sof your greed cared --
>
> If I really wanted to get to into into USAmerica, lots easier ways I'd
> have
> to pass than getting in than marrying a Green Card.
>
> Sod you an the horse you rode in on.
>
> >g
>
> The Seventh Spanish Angel.
>
> The Red Whatever
>
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