Eight punch lines in search of a joke
i
And the Pope said
I'm with the Jewish guy.
ii
Styrofoam? cried the salesman
I thought it was popcorn!
iii
Oh, it's not for me
he told the bartender
it's for my hippopotamus.
iv
There's just one thing
I still don't understand:
how come whenever I
press this button
you stick out your tongue?
v
But the King's ears
were upside down.
vi
I'll bet you've never seen
a gorilla in a tutu either!
vii
Me, too
said the Martian.
viii
And the moral of the story is
never
let anyone give you
more bull
than you can shake a stick at.
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