judy prince wrote:
> Dear Muddy (Waters) Faust:
>
> The thrill's BEEN gone ever since you bartered that damn glass of
> tapwater for something you been calling your soul. You told THE BOSS
> the water'd morph into gold, alchemist that you be. Boss bought the
> deal, gave you what you asked for. But it wasn't your soul, dig?
> Look close at the department store map: it sez "YOU ARE HERE" Even
> provides a big red arrow pointing to a picture of you.
You lost me on the tapwater deal. Forbidden Tapwater? The secret of
all knowledge & power?
What if the YOU ARE HERE sign and arrow point to an open elevator shaft??
> By the way, what floor we on? I wanna go back to the electrical
> department at Home Depot.
Oh not Da Depot, please. I like those shoe-shops better. My girlfriend
once called me what her ex once called her: Imelda. The day I
discovered Zappos was the day I heard a choir of angels singing "You
can't afford it but what the hell."
Ever wonder why the most high-priced shoes on earth are called Mephistos?
Ken
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