Then there was Babar, my Persian of yore, from the days before allergies.
The litter box sat beside the loo, and he'd observe us using same. So he
tried it himself. Problem was, he didn't know to lift the lid.
Mark
At 03:54 PM 6/16/2005 +0100, you wrote:
>On 6/16/05, Ken Wolman <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > roger day wrote:
> >
> > >My ex-wife has just had one of her cats put down - it had begun peeing
> > >where it sat (no bladder control at all). Glad to be away from all
> > >that.
> > >
> > >
> > Other cat mentioned in poem (being rewritten cuz original sux) is
> > orange/white old lady (c. 14 now) who began losing bladder control, so
> > it seemed. S.O. decided the cat is "evil" and should go. Reply from
> > man who acquired her in 1997: "Then make sure you put me down too."
> > Discussion halted. BTW--cat was peeing outside the box because she
> > didn't care for the litter. Finicky old thing.
>
>When Tammy - a Birman - was feeling in a good mood, she used to perch
>on the edge of the litter tray in the door-way of the hood - and
>delicately spray into the tray. When she was feeling miserable, she'd
>stand about a foot away, aim her bottom in the general direction of
>the tray and just do it. She'd look at me insolent like, not giving a
>4X. She was quite disturbed as she'd been abandoned.
>
>Or there was Penny, an almost feral cat, who used to sit on top of a
>wardrobe *all* the time except for meals. We had to have occasional
>forays up there to clean it up.
>
> > >Keep yr pecker up.
> > >
> > >
> > I'm buying into one of those online Cialis/Viagra/Levitra franchises.
> > Ours will be sold from Tanzania and come with Mad Cow Disease
> > pre-loaded. You'll die horribly but happy.
>
>eh eh. I'm sure the Sarnoff Corporation would take that up as a, uh,
>development ;-)
>
>Roger
> > Ken
> >
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> > Proposal Development Department
> > Room SW334
> > Sarnoff Corporation
> > 609-734-2538
> >
>
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