> What's wrong with rabbits? Oh my ears and whiskers, such prejudice!
>
> best joanna
Well, I may be generalising from a limited dataset, but my daughter's
three-legged bunny had a habit of waiting till no one was looking, leaning
forward and taking a really painful nip out of my wrist. (Bunnies can
bite.)
Then it would jump back and sit smuggly on its haunches and as I rose in
fury, everyone would suddenly turn round and glare at me: "WHY are you
looking at that harmless little floppsy in that way? How dare you!"
It wasn't the pain (which could be bad enough) but the manipulative aspect
of the thing.
But then there's the myxomatosis time, so I suppose even bunny rabbit jokes
can be offside. Martin and I both lived through this -- you and Roger too?
The Stone Dormouse
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