Never make comments on labours of love!-wise old saying by meP

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Subject: *** SPAM *** Landscaping

Hey people. This is some new stuff I am working on. A labour of love.
Feel free to comment - or whatever.

regards jen
Landscaping



Residents of Merrimba are required to display at least one dead car in their
front yard! We are snobs and our dead car is in the back paddock in a grove
of trees. We think it is more tasteful.

From time to time a car fanatic would wander in the gate and ask us if he
could tow it away.

Well - the children liked playing on it and it protected the horses from
breaking a leg in a big old wombat hole but we would say - "Sure!"

But you could see their disappointment as they inspected it. It had been
burnt in the big bushfire of '64 and it was too far gone. In fact - it was
dead. And decomposing.

You walk by stuff every day for twenty years and don't see it any more. I
didn't even take photos of the kids playing on it. It was too common an
occurrence.

Then I bought a digital camera and went round the paddock taking arty shots.
Tree stump. Sunlight through willows by the dam. And I saw the old car -
really saw it - for the first time since we moved in.

Twenty years ago it stood up on the shreds of its tyres. Now - the earth is
claiming it. It sinks down, down, down. Down past its wheel rims. Gravity
plays its part, I suppose.

It was happening too slowly for me to see it.

Now I am talking about the old roadster, which is our featured piece of

found art, I remember staying at my sister's house in Queensland. She lives
far from the centre of the city in an enclave carved from the bush. It's an
Estate. With a name. That I can't remember. It should be called the Cane
Toad Estate, because the inhabitants drive out of their double garages,
using their remotes to close the rolladoors behind them, and, as they drive
to the air conditioned malls, they flatten the cane toads into a mosaic on
the tarmac. Perhaps the cane toads squat on the road, looking to the left
and to the right, croaking - "Where is everybody?"

Because you never see anyone. Even if you walk to the top of the hill and
look down at the Estate onto all the backyards with their pools and patios -
no one! At night, just the blue flicker of the TVs in the picture windows of
the family rooms.

I asked my sister why everyone seemed to have chosen the same sort of
garden. A lawn, a low rock wall, a bed of mulch with a row of dwarf conifers
or box.

"It's a landscaped Estate," she said. "After you have built your house -
from one of the approved styles - if you don't put in a garden, they
landscape it for you and send you the bill."

One sultry night, a frog in the drain of the downpipe outside our room, was
singing. I'm sure it was a frog, because whenever I met a cane toad who
hadn't been playing squash with a Toyota, they never made a sound. Just
squatted there gulping, looking fat and slimy and very confident. The frog
song, reverberating in the down pipe, woke me up.

I jammed my elbow into my husband's ribs and said - "This is the good
prison! If you are very very good you are allowed to live here!"

He grunted and went back to sleep.

When we got home to Merrimba I went for a walk up and down and round about
the town. Taking in all the festering individuality displayed in the
landscaping features.

Some of the dead cars had For Sale signs, texta-ed on bits of cardboard,
propped on their crazed windshields. Never more than three figures.

A few eccentric souls bucked the system and went in for chooks. Their yards
hummed with the soothing sound of chooks scratching everything down
perfectly level. One turkey cock with outrageously turquoise wattles.

The garden I liked the most was the one with the big old wisteria vine on
the collapsing trellis with a garnish of feral lilac hedge. Take a photo of
it quick! The kitchen chimney stopped smoking six weeks ago. When old Cedric
Stallybridge fell off the twig. And his life's work - watching the wisteria
vine collapse the trellis - will be swept away. The cousins who inherited
the house and acres, will bring in the surveyors and bulldozers and pale,
bland houses will sprout like mushrooms. Each one very like the last one.
Subdivision. It's coming to Merrimba.

But that is another story.





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