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Deacon Brodie What scam are we talking about? so far I have been sent around
£750million tops up the pension a treat had to stop it though clogging up my
bank account
It's the poetry scams that get me
Pope Patrick di raynes Park
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Dear Ancient Old One Silver-Headed Zimmer Frame Abuser,
Recently my uncle died, leaving Pounds Ninety Million in a Nigerian bank
account which I may only access through the good offices of an idiot in the
UK.
Please send me every detail of your bank account and I will remit the
entirety of this sum to you.
Nah?
Really, Patrick, even you, in the throes of terminal Alzeimers, must have
come across this.
May I borrow your bus pass?
Or must I get the ghosts of the Kray Twins to duff you up ...
Frankie Howard.
VOTE CHARLIE -- HE'S THE NEW DAD!!!!!!
Da Dormouse
Oy, mate, do you *really* mean you got £750 mill from the Nigerian scammers?
Take it all back -- pretty please, will you adopt me?
God, you may be old {and I take back whatever I ever said about how you got
that War Wound in the 1906 Boer War} but you're clever.
Clever, but damned.
See what good it does you when you're pushing up the daisies in your Raynes
Park allotment.
Roopurt Book de Boi Wunner
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