And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with
the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately,
no pun in ten did.
Best,
Rebecca
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>Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 12:33:16 +1100
>From: Alison Croggon <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: FW: Some punishment
>To: [log in to unmask]
>
>For your edification -
>
>Best
>
>A
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>1.Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead racoons.
>The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one
>carrion allowed per passenger."
>
>
>2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
>"Dam!".
>
>
>3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
>craft.
>Unsurprisingly, it sank proving once again that you can't have your
>kayak
>and heat it too.
>
>4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
>The other says "Are you sure?"
>The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
>
>5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
>canal?
>
>His goal: transcend dental medication.
>
>
>6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
>in
>the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
>
>After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
>to
>disperse.
>"But, why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't
>stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
>
>
>7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
>a
>family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
>Spain
>and is named "Juan."
>Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
>receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also
>had a
>picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen
>Juan,
>you've seen Ahmal."
>
>
>8. Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a
>small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
>from
>the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
>unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He
>went
>back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
>
>So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most
>vicious
>thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and
>trashed
>their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
>Terrified,
>they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
>
>9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
>produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
>little,
>which made him rather frail and ,with his odd diet, he suffered
>from bad breath.
>
>This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
>A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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