Nice one, Judy.
Best
Dave
----- Original Message -----
From: "Judy Prince" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, December 08, 2005 10:10 AM
Subject: comparing religions
> A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
>
>
> TAOISM: Shit happens.
>
> BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
>
> ISLAM: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
>
> PROTESTANTISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
>
> JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?
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> HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
>
> CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you're bad.
>
> HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.
>
> T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit.
>
> ATHEISM: No shit.
>
> JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock knock, shit happens.
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> HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
>
> CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit happens in your mind.
>
> AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
>
> EXISTENTIALISM: What is shit anyway?
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> STOICISM: This shit doesn't bother me.
>
> RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
>
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