I see you've been talking to your youngest again.
At 08:33 PM 1/30/2005, you wrote:
>For your edification -
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>Best
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>1.Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead racoons.
>The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one
>carrion allowed per passenger."
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>2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
>"Dam!".
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>3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
>craft.
>Unsurprisingly, it sank proving once again that you can't have your
>kayak
>and heat it too.
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>4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
>The other says "Are you sure?"
>The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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>5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
>canal?
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>His goal: transcend dental medication.
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>6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
>in
>the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
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>After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
>to
>disperse.
>"But, why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't
>stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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>7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
>a
>family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
>Spain
>and is named "Juan."
>Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
>receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also
>had a
>picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen
>Juan,
>you've seen Ahmal."
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>8. Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a
>small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
>from
>the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
>unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He
>went
>back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
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>So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most
>vicious
>thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and
>trashed
>their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
>Terrified,
>they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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>9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
>produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
>little,
>which made him rather frail and ,with his odd diet, he suffered
>from bad breath.
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>This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
>A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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