Brane turn off, mouth fall open, beetles drop out of hare, and we lift of
for the No 1 DREME chiz chiz I would rather be GRENDLE any da that Boewolf
is a weedy clot as any fule kno.
On 2/6/05 7:15 AM, "Dominic Fox" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> But wait! who is this bursting thruogh the gates of the grate hall,
> rending noble brave ect wariors left and right with terible swooshes
> of his mitey clores? It is the monster GRENDLE chiz aka Sigismund the
> mad maths master who hav burst his chains at the ful moons lite and is
> even now roming abrord in serch of reffreshment hem hem. Who can face
> this feresome enemy? Who hav the honner, the courage, the fiting
> spirit, the mitey mussles of ripling steel (cheers, shouts of manly
> encouragement, also cries of rubbish, get on with it clot ect) to
> stand befor the rampaging feind and uterly tuough him up?
> "Peason," sa I, who am not called the gorilla of 3B for nothing.
> "Fetch me the skool crickit ball and also yore revolting rugby sock
> that hav not been washed since the start of term. For the hour is upon
> us when perchance the nesessessery hero may arise, it is a far far
> beter thing I do than I have ever done ect"
> Peason turn very pale and scutle off, for he also hav seen that
> film about who is the pater of this nick hem hem, and kno better than
> to argue with such a renowned buly as yors truly, espeshally in a
> moment of crisis my dere...
Alison Croggon
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