My God what time is it there. Good night John Boy for God's sake.
Good night Jim Bob. Sweet ladies. Sweet sweet sweet Susie.
Mairead
On 10/5/05, Geraldine Monk <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Thank you Mairead.
> (Ah - nice to be best friends again and you are invited to swim in my pool
> when it eventually arrives from the antipodes).
>
> And Ms Croggon don't ever underestimate my education I did 'spot the
> difference' in the Beano, Dandy, Beezer AND the Lancashire Evening
> Telegraph. Top that smarty pants! And don't give me all that rubbish about
> Bush, Blush and Coward. You seek to bamboozle us by flighty git/guys. They
> speak with forked accents even if they swap unwashed underpants. They are
> multi-headed spouting beasts in metaphorical second hand Y-Fronts. This is
> not remotely comparable to your similar/ same email competition.. Nice try
> but hurrummph not nice enough Cough up. .
>
> I want my swimming pool. And now Mairead wants it. So you'd better send
> it my love. Or else .... it's bad news for you because us women love our
> swimming and our pools to the point of crazed madness and as we are now
> teetering on the edge of heaven we are not going to cave.
> Noooooooowaaaaaaaayyyyy.....
>
> Your sweet coz,
>
> In admiration of you dastardly subterfuge,
>
> G.
>
> Geraldine Monk
> www.westhousebooks.co.uk
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "mairead byrne" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 1:42 AM
> Subject: Re: teaching the "classics"
>
>
> Hmm I thought Geraldine's response was pretty smart. I think a
> swimming pool is in order.
> Mairead
>
> On 10/5/05, Alison Croggon <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > Ha ha Ms Monk, gotcha... No swimming pools for you my darling. You didn't
> > practise by doing those Spot The Difference things in your Beanos, did
> > you?
> > Of course they exist in different space-time continuums (continua?) and so
> > one represents a parallel universe in which Tony Blair, George Bush and
> > John
> > Howard are all harmless human beings writing poetry in scented lavender
> > notebooks and helping little old Arabic ladies cross roads, but aside from
> > that there is in fact there is ONE WORD which is not the same.
> >
> > According to my inbox I have won about 130 million pounds in the past
> > week,
> > and I'm a generous soul. But you have to jump through hoops before you
> > smell
> > the moolah.
> >
> > Pip pip
> >
> > A
> >
> > > The difference is that there are two of them so they can never be the
> > > same
> > > only similar? Hence la difference. O.K. Ms Croggon. Cough up my
> > > swimming
> > > pool or you'll be hearing from Max Clifford in the morning.
> > >
> > > G.
> >
> > Alison Croggon
> >
> > Blog: http://theatrenotes.blogspot.com
> > Editor, Masthead: http://masthead.net.au
> > Home page: http://alisoncroggon.com
> >
>
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