Thank you Mairead.
(Ah - nice to be best friends again and you are invited to swim in my pool
when it eventually arrives from the antipodes).
And Ms Croggon don't ever underestimate my education I did 'spot the
difference' in the Beano, Dandy, Beezer AND the Lancashire Evening
Telegraph. Top that smarty pants! And don't give me all that rubbish about
Bush, Blush and Coward. You seek to bamboozle us by flighty git/guys. They
speak with forked accents even if they swap unwashed underpants. They are
multi-headed spouting beasts in metaphorical second hand Y-Fronts. This is
not remotely comparable to your similar/ same email competition.. Nice try
but hurrummph not nice enough Cough up. .
I want my swimming pool. And now Mairead wants it. So you'd better send
it my love. Or else .... it's bad news for you because us women love our
swimming and our pools to the point of crazed madness and as we are now
teetering on the edge of heaven we are not going to cave.
Noooooooowaaaaaaaayyyyy.....
Your sweet coz,
In admiration of you dastardly subterfuge,
G.
Geraldine Monk
www.westhousebooks.co.uk
----- Original Message -----
From: "mairead byrne" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 1:42 AM
Subject: Re: teaching the "classics"
Hmm I thought Geraldine's response was pretty smart. I think a
swimming pool is in order.
Mairead
On 10/5/05, Alison Croggon <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Ha ha Ms Monk, gotcha... No swimming pools for you my darling. You didn't
> practise by doing those Spot The Difference things in your Beanos, did
> you?
> Of course they exist in different space-time continuums (continua?) and so
> one represents a parallel universe in which Tony Blair, George Bush and
> John
> Howard are all harmless human beings writing poetry in scented lavender
> notebooks and helping little old Arabic ladies cross roads, but aside from
> that there is in fact there is ONE WORD which is not the same.
>
> According to my inbox I have won about 130 million pounds in the past
> week,
> and I'm a generous soul. But you have to jump through hoops before you
> smell
> the moolah.
>
> Pip pip
>
> A
>
> > The difference is that there are two of them so they can never be the
> > same
> > only similar? Hence la difference. O.K. Ms Croggon. Cough up my
> > swimming
> > pool or you'll be hearing from Max Clifford in the morning.
> >
> > G.
>
> Alison Croggon
>
> Blog: http://theatrenotes.blogspot.com
> Editor, Masthead: http://masthead.net.au
> Home page: http://alisoncroggon.com
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