Yes, of course, this is how it should be done. Keep an eye on their
movements, send a reporter or two to their offices and hope that they do
something for the camera to catch, list their political affiliations.
Then invite them on TV to kick around some opinions on Fox News.
On the other hand, I hear that falling asleep with a pod under the bed
can be a rather sensual experience: first a feeling of being cared for
sweeps through the frontal lobes, then soon one smells home cooking
(purely an illusion, of course) and the sound of someone singing "Old
Dan Tucker" and "I Been Workin' on The Railroad" and "My
Grandfather's Clock" or "My Old Kentucky Home" or for you Brits I
guess it's got to be something from Deep Purple or Eric Burdon before
he met up with the Animals. Then your self, your very essence is drawn
through a small tap root the pod inserts into your (usually) right ear
and--zip! "Jes est un autre" becomes a vegetative reality! And what a
reality it is! Food tastes better, the air is sweeter, sex is sexier,
you really enjoy fog and rain...And of course, those political
opinions... Yes, the Pods seem to have it all. Or...do they?
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