Since me and Billy Joe Bob Dukes started dating, I haven't had to worry about such things. He parks his big ol' truck with the six-gun rack in the back, right smack in my driveway... course the neighbors don't like it much, being its painted camouflage, has those Elk horns on the front and all...but its working so far. >>> How to Install a Wireless Security System>>>>>> Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a >>> really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy >>> of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big >>> dog dish.>>>>>> Leave a note on your front door that says the following: "Bubba, >>> Big Mike and me done gone to get more ammo. Back in 1/2 hr. Don't >>> disturb the Pitbulls, they just been wormed.">> >> And, if you're in a more readerly neighborhood, an official-looking >> sign saying "QUARANTINED" might do the trick.>> > Either over or under the Confederate battle flag.
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