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From: "Halvard Johnson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2005 3:58 PM
Subject: Re: great bit of Americana, going the rounds
> On Dec 31, 2005, at 3:40 PM, Frederick Pollack wrote:
>
>> How to Install a Wireless Security System
>>
>> Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
>> really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
>> of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big
>> dog dish.
>>
>> Leave a note on your front door that says the following: "Bubba,
>> Big Mike and me done gone to get more ammo. Back in 1/2 hr. Don't
>> disturb the Pitbulls, they just been wormed."
>
> And, if you're in a more readerly neighborhood, an official-looking
> sign saying "QUARANTINED" might do the trick.
>
Either over or under the Confederate battle flag.
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