I love it!
Merry Ho-Ho,
Frank
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Frank Parker
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Roger Collett" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2005 5:52 AM
Subject: Solstice Greetings
> Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally
> conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral
celebration of the
> winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious
> persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the
religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise
religious or secular
> traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society
> have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily
greater than any other
> country nor is it the only "BRITAIN" in the northern hemisphere), and
without regard to the
> race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
orientation and choice of
> computer platform of the wishee.
> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to
> clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee actually to implement any of
the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a
> period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.
>
> (As received from my eldest daughter, currently resident in Dubai)
>
> Roger Collett
> Arrowhead Press
> http://www.arrowheadpress.co.uk/
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> "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
> Jules de Gaultier
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