Stephen Vincent wrote:
>S Hersch in this week's New York is the man to read on our Godforsaken True
>Believer. Spooky times. Will it not be curious if both Cheney and Bush are
>run out of office before the end of their terms. No one thinks Cheney (o
>those health problems) will go past the midterm elections. The damage
>done.
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>Stephen V
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Please. They're not leaving. Not unless the means are supernatural.
Cheney alone is more slippery and more clever than Nixon was in a 100
years. Haven't you heard? He is from Transylvania and he's 657 years
old. He's one of the Undead. He was conceived on a hot August night
between two people fearing for their lives during the Black Death.
Hence he cannot truly die until someone discovers his box of earth by
night, does microscopic examination to find the heart, and drives a
stake through it. Does he ever go out after daybreak? I believe Ann
Rice put him in one of those insufferable vampire novels she wrote until
she lately discovered Jesus Christ.
As for his employee, GW Bush, something about his tenacity is truly
frightening. If I ever meet him, I want to bring a can of Mace or
pepper-spray with me. In my avocation, I meet a lot of dogs with
powerful jaws (Rotties, pits) but nothing compares to our foul-smelling
cur in DC. He has seized power and he will not relinquish it. While I
despise animal cruelty, the only way to dislodge this son of a bitch's
jaws from the national leg is to whack him about the head with a 2x4.
Ken
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