Isn't that what poets do best...public masturbation?
"Scrips", short for medication, "filled" you can figure that out.
I do despise being a drivelling servant-owner - but someone absolutely must
to the floors and windows.
>It's called a "Handy" in German - which rather brings out the masturbatory
>aspect of the thing. I'm all for masturbating, but I don't do it loudly in
>public unless I get paid a lot. I hate all phones, but cell phones come
>right after automobiles in inspiring in me a vicious murderous hate of them
>and their drivelling servant- owners. One thing about living in the
>village that time forgot is that you never hear a cellphone conversation
>except when you make the mistake of going to the restaurant in the tourist
>season (when they're open). I've got a little list (and they'd none of them
>be missed)...
>- What does "he got his scrips filled" mean?
>mj
>Ken Wolman wrote:
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>>deborah russell wrote:
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>>>I'm not sure if they fry your brain, but after two weeks without a
>>>mobile, I've stopped putting my cigarettes out in my coffee. (as much)
>>>
>>>>I suppose that I am the only one without a mobile phone ?????
>>>>Do they really cook brains ? might explain a few things here??
>>>>Has Robbie H got one and David B and esp gorgeous Omnia??
>>>
>>>
>>Like alcohol, narcotics, and tobacco, the cell phone is demonic and cause
>>those who use it to be possessed by demons. Jesus did not drive the
>>demons from the crazyman in the graveyard into a pack of swine. He drove
>>them into a display of cell phones in The Sprint and Verizon Stores. I
>>got my first cell phone because I had undiagnosed and untreated bipolar
>>disorder. In other words I was crazy as a shithouse rat. Why else get
>>one? Sane people do not need to be open to phone calls 24x7 unless they
>>are drug dealers or actors (there's a difference?).
>>
>>I am not alone in this. I worked with a Deutsche Bank consultant around
>>the same time who had THREE phones in his car. He brought one into church
>>with him on Ash Wednesday 1999. As the priest was prounouncing the
>>formula "From dust didst thou come, to dust thou shalt return" this guy's
>>phone rang. At the altar. I said to him "Y'know, there are three times
>>when you don't need to have it on. When you're getting ashes in church.
>>When you're taking a dump. When you're making love to your wife." But
>>I'm sure he did all three anyway.
>>
>>Phones are a symptom. Just like drugs and alcohol. Someone stole my
>>first phone within two weeks. A guy named Candido Velez belt-picked me on
>>the bus to the Newark train station. I flipped and began hunting him
>>down, my intent was to kill him. Me, the modern day Wally Cox. See, his
>>ex-girlfriend was one of the phone numbers, she lived in West Virginia.
>>She informed me that Candido had done felony time there for car theft (her
>>car) and beating up her and her daughter. Candido was working in New
>>York, supposedly, as a chauffeur out of a garage in upper Manhattan. I
>>called the garage and asked for him. I was told he did not work there. I
>>knew the guy who answered the phone was lying, but that little voice of
>>sanity which occasionally asserted itself said "KEN, BAIL!!" Ken did. He
>>got his scrips filled instead. Better than nothing.
>>
>>I should have known what would happen. Now it's an addiction. Electronic
>>junk. Wireless grain alcohol. When my Sprint contract expired in August
>>I could have made the brave decision to let people call me at home or go
>>away. Instead I opted for a company called Working Assets. Progressive
>>causes, Ben & Jerry's fat food, crappy service, and hidden charges...all
>>on Sprint airwaves! But now I'm addicted.
>>
>>The big secret is the reception on most cell phones is awful. But ya
>>gotta look Important. Important? When 14-year-old female mall rats are
>>running around with their Britney bare midriffs cell-phoning their
>>gynaecologists, or my piss-ant community college students come in with red
>>see-thru phones they refuse to turn off, then who is Important? A couple
>>of weeks ago one of my "students" had his phone go off in class. Again,
>>for the third time in two weeks. Instead of just staring at the kid (Ken
>>the Basilisk), I snapped "Turn that f-----g thing off." He looked
>>surprised I'd use "bad language." And that's WITH the meds-).
>>
>>I wonder what life would be like without an aptly-named "cell" phone.
>>
>>ken
>>
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>M.J.Walker - no blog - no webpage - no idea
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>Nous ne faisons que nous entregloser. - Montaigne
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