Ye gods and little f$#@*#!
They're coming here again soon.
Roger
----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick McManus" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, November 11, 2005 8:05 AM
Subject: poem visit to Raynes Park- for esp Omnia and Robin
> VISIT
>
> sir and madam!
> what a visit!
> but it's okay
> I'm not now
> permanently barred
> after money
> lot's of money
> changed hands
> from 'The Tavern'
> although
> certain persons
> in a kilt
> flashing what
> was underneath
> however magnificent
> blasting bagpipes
> declaiming Burns
> in broad Glaswegian
> carelessly casting
> Mac Ewan cans
> so indescriminately
> did somewhat
> cause disquiet
> even a tad upset
> amongst aged
> dozing locals
> of Raynes Park
> and Omnia
> my petallist petal
> my sweetest sweet
> my sugarest plum
> actually that pub
> is not normally
> a topless venue
> however hot the
> central heating
> and dancing
> on the table
> skittling beermats
> glasses scratching
> polished surfaces
> is not normally
> encouraged
> especially at
> eleven ten
> in the morning
> and actually
> my poppet
> that was not a
> pole dancing pole
> so skillfully used
> but an easy mistake
> for an American
> well Virginian
> but what memories
> of being so visited
> so poetryetcetted
>
>
> pmcmanus n723
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