VISIT
sir and madam!
what a visit!
but it's okay
I'm not now
permanently barred
after money
lot's of money
changed hands
from 'The Tavern'
although
certain persons
in a kilt
flashing what
was underneath
however magnificent
blasting bagpipes
declaiming Burns
in broad Glaswegian
carelessly casting
Mac Ewan cans
so indescriminately
did somewhat
cause disquiet
even a tad upset
amongst aged
dozing locals
of Raynes Park
and Omnia
my petallist petal
my sweetest sweet
my sugarest plum
actually that pub
is not normally
a topless venue
however hot the
central heating
and dancing
on the table
skittling beermats
glasses scratching
polished surfaces
is not normally
encouraged
especially at
eleven ten
in the morning
and actually
my poppet
that was not a
pole dancing pole
so skillfully used
but an easy mistake
for an American
well Virginian
but what memories
of being so visited
so poetryetcetted
pmcmanus n723
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