Ms Price,
Here at 3Don we have effectively transcended money, by means of
financial practices so sharp they have actually torn a rent (or is
that rent a tear?) in the fabric of space-time.
My accountant-mentat tells me that he can manipulate the world economy
so as to make you $823.47 better off in real terms, but this will
involve precipitating the premature collapse of a number of small
Mongolian fiefdoms and - most regrettably of all - a buyout of
jiscmail by British United Tobacco Incorporated.
A search is afoot for less impactful ways of accomplishing the desired
transfer of wealth but, due to the irreducible complexity of the
world's stock markets, the algorithm employed is known to be
NP-complete and may not terminate before the heat death of the
universe.
Will you accept an IOU?
kind regards,
Dermot
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