This proves in, Mark. You are the ultimate "dough-boy" - purveying the
ultimate "dumb blond" joke at least six years after that fashion is long
gone.
We now send you off to Texas to join a band of fellow dough-boys to sing
"Lovely Rita" in counter-spiral alto harmonies to send the oncoming
hurricane back into the heavens. Enjoy.
By the way, is Crawford in the path? Or does Crawford even exist. Or is it
just another "dough patch"?
Your sing-a-long dog,
Stephen V
> The stry below was reported on crazynews.net, which claims that they picked
> it up from Associated Press. Probably true-- one doesn't ess with AP or its
> lawyers.
>
> The reportewr apparently thought that the signal fact was the woman's blond
> hair. I'm pretyty sure it's where she lives.
>
> Mark
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> KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
>
> Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
> while thre went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
> people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her
> eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who
> had been in the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the
> car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very
> strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been
> shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over
> an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> door was locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When
> they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
> back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded from the
> heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
> hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
> was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
> until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
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