> Burdens wrinkling you? Come in for a faith lift!
Yikes, indeed. Jesus as a form of Botox. No more blood on the cross. No
frailty. No vulnerability. Nice, perfectly shaped white plastic calves,
arms, chest, face, etc. Soft plastic edges on the thorns. A plastic Holy
Ghost.
A much smoother Ascension, I understand! The aura, sadly, is white instead
of gold. Churches are having meetings about this. Gold Botox is considered a
heathen concept. What to do?
Stephen V
Blog: http://stephenvincent.durationpress.com
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