Joanna Boulter wrote:
> Now how do *you know, Judy, what is written on the walls in men's rooms?
>
> 'Mene mene tekel upharsin' might be a possibility?
>
> joanna
I don't even play Judy on TV so this is from where I've been.
1. A comment so gross I will not repeat it. No, it's not "The Aristocrats."
2. A deserved comeback at a kid named Steve Goode who was running for
Student Council Treasurer when I was in college. He plastered "Vote for
Steve Goode" stickers in the stalls. Someone wrote on one "He shits here."
3. The classic that has been used elsewhere:
"In case of nuclear attack:
1. Drop pants
2. Place head between knees
3. Kiss ass goodbye"
Ken
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else you cannot be healed."--C. D. Wright
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