Stephen - thanks! I went looking, and some of those are quite witty. I wondered where local churches got their witty sayings from! Here's a couple I like -
from 'Forbidden Fruit Makes Many Jams' at Amazon ::
"Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more."
"A sunrise is God's way of saying lighten up."
"Where will you be spending eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?"
"Don't make me come down there! -- GOD"
The last one is a goody! But I was alluding to something much more secular :-) a production aid to making TV commercials in fact (a job from a past life).
Cheers -
Andrew
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