Dearest Smutty P,
It's increasingly difficult to know how to address you (I said "ad"-dress
you, P) if, #1) you continue to become a different name at each intimate
address to me (I do assume, always, of course, that your devoted communiques
come directly to and for me). And, further, #2) if you continue to pretend
that you are a "senior" when Everyone Knows that you and VB are the same
age, and if he can walk thru walls, zip in and out of the catflap, and
nimbly stiletto folks with his clawy paws, well, then, we know that you can
do the same (best you install a larger catflap, tho).
This Wifebeater t-shirt (you would call it brazilian) bursts its seams with
(me, basically) pride at even Knowing You. Yet, BECAUSE I know you, my
heart (also bursting the t-shirt's seams with me) fibrillatorily insists
that you give up porno sites and the stories that the still suspect (because
he has not told us his New Friend's name nor where in China she taught
English) young Fiction-Writer, Androo, claims he is experiencing in
"gabfests" and "lovenests." I , in my bursting---and now wet with the
perspiratorily emotional state in which I am in---brazilian t-shirt (which
is deep deep red, Patrick McManus, and you know what that means. Actually I
do hope you know what that means, cuz I actually do not), must IMPLORE you
to #1) permit me to always call you by my pet name for you: Snookums; and
#2) permit me to (oops, t-shirt just burst! Br----s and drops of
musk-scented stuff all obah da place!) think of you as filled with the
Energy, Robustness, (let me just take a moment to gather my own
Ro-bustnesses and place them back in the brazilian t-shirt), and Other Stuff
with which we identify vigorous Yout' which is what you and your
obstreperous VB really ARE! Think of me, dearest Snookums, as laying down
beside you now, and we shall discover that Android's fairy tales are as
naught in the climbingly dizzying moments of our Yout'.
me, the luv of your life who awaits your providing me an affectionate
appellation . . .
----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick McManus" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005 2:49 AM
Subject: Re: Snap - Burke
> Looking forward to the video(dvd thingy?)with close ups and hot sweaty
> pantings and and I had better lay down a senior moment
> Smutty P
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc provides a venue for a dialogue relating to poetry and
> poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of SB
> Sent: 02 August 2005 04:09
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Snap - Burke
>
> On 8/1/05, Andrew Burke <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> Seriously, folks, when I gave up trying to find a new 'soulmate', she
>> appeared. We have a lot of things in common, and some things that clash,
>> but - we laugh a lot! And I think that's a real gift.
>
> good for you both!
>
> --
> ~ SB =^..^=
>
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