PMcM:
I'm unable to speak or move (oh no, that's your line) bcuz I'm so SHOCKED
just plain SHOCKED (shock me more, PMcM) by something you wrote. Yoiks, I
can't even repeat it since that would be like cohabiting i mean
collaborating with . . . . a man presumably over the age of Hardware. Of
course, tho, I don't mean offense, and of course you ought not to take that
personally (mite you be a professional in the business of Hardware, P?)
unless of course you WANT to take it personally in which case blah blah blah
. . .
(secret: you made my day and possibly my nite . . . depends what comes up
later)
Judy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick McManus" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:16 PM
Subject: Re: joke
> Problem is when a gentleman's hardware turns into software -yoiks this
> will
> get me thrown off the list P
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc provides a venue for a dialogue relating to poetry and
> poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of judy prince
> Sent: 26 July 2005 15:28
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: joke
>
> If I may address you as Dom, Dom:
>
> I jist don't git it! First of all, it may be the jargon. Doesn't it seem
> logical that if one is developing one's SOFTware, at some point along the
> way it oughta become HARDware, kinda like jello (which, you'll recall,
> according to the famiss poet Jeff Hecker, he so rarely fucks up) oh yoiks,
> will this get me tossed off this poetryetc!!! Then I plead with Judge
> John
> Roberts the fifth (cognac please) whilst I recall that yes I did indeed
> come
>
> to think of it somewhat give aid to Ken Starr over that . . . . . but who
> cares, after all, it was yeeerrrss ago and galaxies away and nobody will
> ever remember what the word "Democrat" even means, primarily because it
> means nothing at all, in this country at least.
>
> your favorite fan who wants to get your joke, really and truly,,
>
> Judy
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Dominic Fox" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 9:41 AM
> Subject: Re: joke
>
>
> Q: How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
> A: I'm sorry, that's a hardware issue.
>
> Dominic
>
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