That's wonderful, Ken! It's fascinatingly on-target for personality-ID-ing.
Should we tell Myers-Briggs (sp)? I'm guessing they're a Golden
Retriever-Border Collie combo.
Judy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ken Wolman" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:57 AM
Subject: Re: joke
> Hope nobody minds animal-oriented lightbulb jokes. Why should programmers
> have all the space? Vive le chien!
>
>
> How many dogs does it take to......
>
> These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to
> put in a light bulb?"
>
> Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
> whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
> burned-out light bulb?
>
> Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
> code.
>
> Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
>
> Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By
> the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
>
> Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
>
> Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
> Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
> Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
>
> Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
>
> Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
> Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
> Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>
> Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
> Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
>
> Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
>
> Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
> Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
>
> Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a
> light bulb?
>
>
>
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