Happily, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Except
for Bush. It disturbs me that I know far too much about him.
Roger
On 7/18/05, Dominic Fox <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Only one more book to go. Personally, I hope for the following outcomes:
>
> i) Harry finds out he's gay, thanks to Snape who finally confesses his
> secret love for the plucky young wizard before initiating him into the
> erotic secrets of pugnomancy and wand-play.
> ii) Quidditch is banned after a team of statisticians from the
> Ministry of Magic point out that the scoring system is, like, totally
> whack.
> iii) Hogwarts scores very badly in its OFSTED report, and is placed
> under special measures. Private investment is sought to turn the
> school into a City Academy, sponsored by Accenture and Bernard
> Matthews and specialising in Teenage Pregnancy Prevention and How To
> Win At Big Brother.
> iv) Hermione leaves Hogwarts to take up a place on a Women's Studies
> course at East Sussex University, becomes deputy women's officer at
> the NUS, spends half her time demonstrating condom use to gormless
> freshers and the other half trying to get Nuts and Zoo banned from the
> shop in the student union.
> v) Voldemort appointed Attorney General by Bush, following death of
> Alberto Gonzalez in mysterious circumstances; Death Eaters appointed
> to senior positions in CIA, generally over prone bodies of previous
> incumbents; Bush hails new research into "prestidigitatious
> techniques" as having particular utility in the ongoing "War On
> Impurity".
>
> Dominic
>
--
http://www.badstep.net
|