On 6/16/05, Ken Wolman <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> roger day wrote:
>
> >My ex-wife has just had one of her cats put down - it had begun peeing
> >where it sat (no bladder control at all). Glad to be away from all
> >that.
> >
> >
> Other cat mentioned in poem (being rewritten cuz original sux) is
> orange/white old lady (c. 14 now) who began losing bladder control, so
> it seemed. S.O. decided the cat is "evil" and should go. Reply from
> man who acquired her in 1997: "Then make sure you put me down too."
> Discussion halted. BTW--cat was peeing outside the box because she
> didn't care for the litter. Finicky old thing.
When Tammy - a Birman - was feeling in a good mood, she used to perch
on the edge of the litter tray in the door-way of the hood - and
delicately spray into the tray. When she was feeling miserable, she'd
stand about a foot away, aim her bottom in the general direction of
the tray and just do it. She'd look at me insolent like, not giving a
4X. She was quite disturbed as she'd been abandoned.
Or there was Penny, an almost feral cat, who used to sit on top of a
wardrobe *all* the time except for meals. We had to have occasional
forays up there to clean it up.
> >Keep yr pecker up.
> >
> >
> I'm buying into one of those online Cialis/Viagra/Levitra franchises.
> Ours will be sold from Tanzania and come with Mad Cow Disease
> pre-loaded. You'll die horribly but happy.
eh eh. I'm sure the Sarnoff Corporation would take that up as a, uh,
development ;-)
Roger
> Ken
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