Hi Robin,
I've never pointed a gun at a toilet and we've had no deer in the bathroom for
quite a while (our cat, when we had 'im, was quite good with deer, roos and
the fruit bats).
We did have a moment last year when I could have aimed a ballistic missile at
the internal workings of the cistern. After that initial flush of rage, I left
it to Nev the plumber who needed at least two tilts at wrangling the jolly
thing - and it's never really been the same since. Nev wasn't exactly your
artisanal plumber, so to speak.
This is really getting back to basics, isn't it?
Best,
JJ
> > I am glad Robin's got to the bottom of the upstairs toilet situation.
> However,
> > Mark Weiss strikes me as someone who would cope no matter what but
> > nevertheless would appreciate the welcoming gesture.
>
> You really *don't* to kn0w, Jill.
>
> The 0nly way of dealing with my toilets is to l0ad a twelve bore gamed for
> deer, and I'm on the edge of doing jus that.
>
> Really, the very few who know quite just how disg00sting my house is are the
> ones who've been here.
>
> Beggars belief ...
>
> :-(
>
> I c0uld give odds to Quatermass and the Pit.
>
> Da Orrible Aggis Thing
>
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