On Sat, 14 May 2005 11:57:24 +0100, Robin Hamilton
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>Patrick said:
>
>> 'If you don't aggree with me you are nasty-god(s) will strike you down
>poor me
>
>Robin Replied:
>
>(I was about to type this out from memory,when it occurred to me it must be
>on the Web somewhere. Not quite the version I remember, but substantialy
>the same, and cut&pasting saves typing.)
>
> A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon.
>Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he
>missed a shot would shout 'Shit, missed'.
>
>The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder; the priest
>could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his
friend,
>"or God will punish you". The builder apologized and the game continued.
>
>As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "Shit, missed." and
>continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three holes.
>The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said "I must insist
>that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish
>you!"
>
>Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder missed an easy putt
>on the seventeenth green and shouted out "Shit, missed". Immediately the
>heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the
priest
>and killing him stone dead.
>
>Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds, "Shit, missed!"
>
>... there's a moral there somewhere -- perhaps, "Don't play golf with a
>priest."
>
>Robin
Touche' Robin,
I found this to be very funny,although I
have heard it before.
regards
dR
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