Mr Plod
I saw him today, walking the streets
on his own, getting wet,
his cape swaying like batman’s
his helmet making him look seven feet tall
“Quick put out the spliff
hide the cider
look in the shop window
that guys a big bugger
I wonder if he has a truncheon under his cape
hand cuffs in his pocket
wears a bullet proof vest
Even if he has
he can’t clip us around the ear-hole
give us a kick up the backside
six of the best
a sharp short shock
come to think of it no one can
so light me a spliff
pass the cider
nick that car
kids rule now
O.K.”
sally james
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