A Gallon of Gas
Evian water, 9 oz $1.49.................$ 21.19 per gallon
Witeout, .7 oz $1.69 ....................$ 77.25 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil, 6 oz $8.35 .............$178.13 per gallon
I'm watching, a bit apprehensive,
The price of the world's oil supply:
If a gallon of gas is expensive
In March how's it look for July?
I don't want to make you defensive
Regarding the products you buy,
But here are some new and intensive
Results on which prices are high.
For Evian water you're paying
Per bottle a buck and a half --
Which works out to something dismaying
Per gallon if not per carafe.
Vick's Nyquil may keep you from spraying
Wet sneezes all over your staff,
But its pricing per gallon is playing
With two hundred bucks -- what a laugh.
That bottle of Witeout you're low on?
They must think we're hicks from the sticks --
They charge eighty dollars or so on
A per gallon price that they fix.
No matter the numbers that show on
The gas prices' up and down tricks
Be thankful your car doesn't go on
That Evian, Witeout, or Vicks.
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