Will this list be changing to another language?
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On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:41:38 +0100, Paul Bromley
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> Nice one
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> Paul
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> Quoting Martin Goldman <[log in to unmask]>:
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> > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> > the Aussies, British or Americans.
> >
> > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
> > Aussies, British or Americans.
> >
> > 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
> > than the Aussies, British or Americans.
> >
> > 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
> > attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
> >
> > 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
> > suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
> >
> > MEDICAL CONCLUSION:
> >
> > Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
> > you.
> >
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