Quality is my hallmark rather than quantity, but after some pleasant
thoughts here are some tips to try
- try to pour the beer in a narrower glass but you need some conjurer
abilities to hide this infamous maneuver. But being a handy
podiatrist is not bad for a start.
- remove the rings after each drink though chances are nobody will
believe you are a champion
- ask your son for assistance: he continues where you left without
bringing the glass in a vertical position, But this implies you start
to train your son at once in the noble art of beer drinking. Assuming
your sportive past and coaching experience, I am confident this may
be a good solution.
- you can do it the hard way though. But then you may turn out to be
a real Guiness prodigy or at least reaching Olympic levels (or
fame?). Train yourselves by swallowing large quantities of water
first and gradually you replace the water by American "beer", then
Canadian beer, Mexican brew, German pils,switching to Belgian abbey
beer and finally to the real stuff (though in Belgium we don not
consider Guiness to be a real beer, it is a meal). If you make a
detour to Belgium, I may teach you how to boost your performances
Hope this helps.
By the way, I now declare the bets on the mailbase for open.
Good luck,
Bart
>Colleagues:
>
>Due to the relative inactivity in the podiatry mailbase recently, I
>thought it may be a good time to pose a question for those familiar
>with the adult beverages of Ireland (where I'll be spending next
>week vacationing with my wife and son).
>
>My last time in Ireland, I was told that a well-trained Guinness
>beer drinker could be easily noticed from across the bar by the
>distance of the "beer rings" on the inside of the pint glass after
>the drink had been consumed by the customer (approximately 2 cm
>between rings indicating average drinking prowess). In making my
>first few attempts at trying to "spread my rings" during my last
>visit to Ireland, I failed miserably with my "beer rings" only being
>about 5 mm apart . Alas, everyone at the pub knew that I was a Yank
>from the "close packing" of my "beer rings" on my pint glass.
>
>For my trip to the Emerald Isle next week, I would appreciate any
>tips on Guinness beer drinking technique from those of you who have
>more experience in the technique than I do. I am hoping to improve
>my drinking technique so that I can look a little more like a true
>Irishman when I visit the local pub to have my pint of Guinness.
>
>Thanks in advance. ;-)
>
>Cheers,
>
>Kevin
>
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>Adjunct Associate Professor
>Department of Applied Biomechanics
>California School of Podiatric Medicine at Samuel Merritt College
>
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