BRILLIANT!
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Brian
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Balin Graham (F81606) Harewood CO12 5AD
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> Sent: 03 December 2004 16:29
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> Subject: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
>
>
> A little something for the weekend...
>
>
>
> Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
>
> Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
>
> Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
>
> Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
>
> Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
> Streets and
> Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks
> and Trees and
> Fire Hydrants and ...
>
> Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
>
> Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on
> an Open Fire
>
> Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
> Cry, I'm Gonna
> Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
>
> Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
> Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells ...
>
> Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But
> Wouldn't Leave My
> House
>
> Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...
>
> Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles
> From My House
> in
> My Slippers and Robe
>
> Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa
> Claus So I
> Burned Down the House
>
> Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little
> Christmas While
> I
> Sit Here and Hyperventilate
>
>
> --
> Cheerio,
>
> Graham
>
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