Nice one
Paul
Quoting Martin Goldman <[log in to unmask]>:
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> the Aussies, British or Americans.
>
> 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
> Aussies, British or Americans.
>
> 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
> than the Aussies, British or Americans.
>
> 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
>
> 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
> suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
>
> MEDICAL CONCLUSION:
>
> Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
> you.
>
> Dr Martin Goldman
> Senior Medical Advisor
> Forest Laboratories UK Ltd
> tel +44 (0)1322 550550
> direct line +44 (0)1322 429355
> fax +44 (0)1322 555469
> www.forestlabs.com
>
>
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