Letter from a notoriously insensitive neurologist: "since seeing me last
time, her tension headaches have worsened and she hasn't slept."
gynae: "I haven't managed to get this lady pregnant yet."
paed uro: "since removing his urethral valves he is peeing well, indeed all
over me."
Verbal Lumber MRI report from a new sekkatree: "There is a sharp bend in the
motoring route." Wonderfully, she'd hurt her back in an RTA.
uro: "He's getting recurrent splits so I'll trim his wick. This will at
least stop him from his wanton promiscuity for a while I hope."
uro: "Thanks for referring this lady. I've taken the liberty of passing it
to the gynae uro as per local protocol as I've not kept my hand in these
things of late."
neuro: "This young man was fit to bust about how much better his fits are
now."
>From: Stephen <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: GP-UK <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Just had to share this....
>Date: Sat, 3 Apr 2004 00:44:27 +0100
>
>Letter from hospital today:
>
>"Your patient attended for a cystoscopy recently, but had to be
>cancelled because of a severe plumbing problem in the endoscopy
>room..."
>
>Well, I thought it was funny.
>
>The fact that we opened surgery this morning to the find the boiler
>leaking through the reception ceiling helped.
>
>Regards
>
>Stephen
_________________________________________________________________
Get rid of annoying pop-up ads with the new MSN Toolbar – FREE!
http://toolbar.msn.com/go/onm00200414ave/direct/01/
|