In today's Daily Telegraph Bill Deeds describes how he almost met
Kipling. He ends with -
"They could never satisfactorily balance the household books because
tradesmen kept his smaller cheques for the value of his signature,
reckoned to be worth more than a pound or two. A delightful condition to
attain in life."
Best regards,
Dom Stocqueler
CTO - SysDom Technologies
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