Hi Marcus,

GREAT!!!! I mean the rhyming, the rhythm, the craft of the poem... (and 
doesn't the tape pull the hairs out of your arms? OUCH!!!!)

Bob


>From: Marcus Bales <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Pennine Poetry Works <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: One Hundred and One Uses for Duct Tape
>Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 12:25:22 -0500
>
>On 4 Dec 2003 at 9:23, Gary Blankenship wrote:
> > One Hundred and One Uses for Duct Tape
>
>ODE TO DUCT TAPE
>Marcus Bales
>
>These garlands of pine
>Will nicely combine
>With a rope loop to make me look slinky;
>I've primped and I've plucked
>But will not use duct
>Tape tonight dear, it's just too damned kinky.
>
>I'll sing and I'll dance
>To that music from France
>That you like, though my accent's appalling,
>And caper and play
>That particular way
>You enjoy -- but no duct tape, my darling.
>
>My heart starts to pound
>At the sound you unwound
>With that vibrating rip subsequently;
>My knees have grown weak
>And I find I can't speak
>While you’re binding my wrists not ungently.
>
>Oh, who would have thought
>That no lovers' knot
>Was needed since duct tape's invention?
>This cannot be what
>Its purpose is, but --
>To hell with the maker's intention!

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