AUTOLYCUS ANTIPASTA
[Mist und Scheiß und Stronzo - three possible clowns]
'Pipesucker?'
Pipesucker glanced down at the gilt edged letter headed paper he had just
been writing.
Professor Hiram Q Pipesucker the 3rd
Institute of Anal Discourse
Universtiy of New Dworkin
New Dworkin, USA
'Pipesucker something's come up, new job in Bavaria Ethno-Linguistic
mapping; whirr of the air
conditioning, intense sunlight, luncheon vouchers, free air tickets.'
Pipesucker glanced around the room. The square tilingseemed squarer than
ever before, squarer even than Pipesucker's square head, squarer than
Pipesucker's square house, squarer than Pipesucker's square wife, and
squarer still than Pipesucker's square dog. Shadows played in the corner, a
young girl, greenlimitline, an old man fiddling nervously with the
bratwurst.
'Johnny O right away, anti-semitism conspiracy theory special forces.'
Trudging down the lane Pipesucker noticed the blue of the the blue sky, the
yellow of the radiant yellow sun, the smell of newly cultivated marajuna
plants.
A passing blob turned out to be a man.
'Think he's trying to say something.' mused Pipesucker.
A local growled in disdainful idiolect.
'My God,' thought Pipesucker, 'this isn't old Bavarian Nostratic, this is de
Double Dutch.'
Pipesucker reached inside his tiled sweater grabbing his handbook then
spilling his entire pocket
contents into a deep ground hole or marajuana plant. Book. Opened.
Pipesucker read the title with
pleasurable, cynical rancour.
HOW DE DO DE DOUBLE DUTCH
CHAPTER 1.
The gerund is connected to the infinitive is connected to the dipthong. Put
some stones in your
mouth and speak as normal....
That's it, he thought, Beyond the Pleasure Principle, Pleasure Dome... In
Xanadu did Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...instant powdered
ready to serve two shakes of a lamb's tail de Double Dutch.
Paul Murphy
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