In a message dated 05/26/2003 7:40:55 AM Central Daylight Time,
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Revenge
Your waist is an ever-tightening tourniquet
around the rolls of my sins.
Last year I thought you'd fall and bought your smaller twin.
Did I grow or did you shrink with every mouthful?
Poor denim: abused by Mars bars,
stretched to breaking point by chips, profriteroles,
saucy Italian concoctions. Sad thread:
doomed to snap at the seams
while your sympathetic zip traps my flesh
in its teeth. >>
Hilarious. Time to see a shrink or buy slacks with elastic in the waist. Sue
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