*An Unknown Number

In the time it took
the dictator to admit
he was shiteating* the
goatfucking* war supporters
40,000 people were exposed
to radiation, air borne viruses
and news media the equivalent
of National Enquirer.
Early this morning, we
received notice, another
20 journalists were incarcerated,
45 received an increase
in salary and 12 (falsely
accused of being poets) were
exiled.
Later, around 4:30 pm,
it was marginally noted
130,000 poets died in effigy.
In yet another startling and
unusual accident,763 nomads
died mysteriously,in the
exhaust from a
a three lane collision
which claimed the lives
of an unknown number
of innocent people.
The Department of
Social Injustice claimed
the accident was allegedly
caused while the nomadic
tribe was detained
for questioning
after witnessing
the marboro man
and several camels hump
gasoline pumps
while singing Dixie
and sipping ice cold
coca-cola.
The good news, from
one of our own reporters,
Ms.Benevolent Jones, who
reports that a total
of 3,500 mothers received
unexpected gifts of
various household appliances
and furniture.
An unknown source,
relayed that it is
quite possible that
their joy might be
short-lived.


deborah russell

* Please excuse the derogatory terms. They are quotes from another list
serve, where 'battle of wits' ended in name calling between members. (I was
not a participant.)

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